Here’s some happy Kristoff for your dashboards.
Do you want to build a snowman?
"It dosnt havta be a snow man!"
Go away, Anna!
I want him to be a kitty all the time now.
cartoon network had a vision of the future, and that future was a robot and a spaceman fucking and dealing with the trials and tribulations of space marriage
Well, now you mention it… XD
Okay, so I was trying to decide how to answer this question, whether to be all offended and rant about how hip swaying does not make one look like they’re ‘walking like a hooker’ or laugh them out of the park, but I decided to go a different route.
First off: sidenote— since when has Disney necessarily ever been about innocence? Remember how Hellfire was literally Frollo singing about how he wanted to have sex with Esmeralda, and he was willing to rape her (or burn her at the stake). Like actually.
But anyway. Disney women, pictures of innocence. Yeah…..no.
Katrina Von Tassel, Sleepy Hollow (1949):
Tinker Bell, Peter Pan (1953):
Jasmine, Aladdin (1992)
Esmeralda doing a POLE DANCE, Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996):
The Queen of Hip Swaying, Megara, Hercules (1997):
Lottie, Princess and the Frog (2009):
And…hello there Jessica Rabbit:
Elsa is so tame, you don’t even KNOW.
Not to mention that Elsa is a queen, so…
Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney’s release date for Europe is March 28.
How to Have Sex:
- spin around
- S TOP
- double take tHREE TIMES
- PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
- WOOOOOO WOOOOO
- stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
- BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
CGI Princesses + Seasons
- Elsa - Winter for ice magic
- Anna - Spring for thawing love
- Rapunzel - Summer for sun magic
- Merida - Autumn for change
I actually like this idea truly, rather than adding Elsa or Anna to the big 4 make one for all the awesome epic women. I am in this fandom for sure.
I SMELL ANOTHER FANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS GREAT COLLECTIVE
QUICK. SOMEONE COME UP WITH A NAME.
AHHH!!!! WHY CANT I LIVE NEAR DISNEY WORLD!!! so sad right now. that party looks amazing
Ralph’s the Wreck of the Party!
TO ALL OF THE WRECK-IT RALPH FANS WHO LIVE IN ORLANDO
YOU’LL KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME ON NEW YEARS!
THE ONE TIME FLORIDA DOES SOMETHING AMAZAZING